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Posted by George Anthony on March 16, 2008, 8:12 pm
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Tax Rebate
This morning President Bush said each one of us would get a $1200.00 tax
rebate. It was previously slated to be $1400.00, but they dropped it to a
$1200.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.
Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China, if
we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs ... and none of
these scenarios will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America .. so the only way to keep that
money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution.
Currently it seems that these are the only businesses still left in the U.S
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Posted by Paul Thomas on March 16, 2008, 8:37 pm
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> This morning President Bush said each one of us would get a $1200.00 tax
> rebate. It was previously slated to be $1400.00, but they dropped it to
> a $1200.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.
>
> Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China,
> if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.
> If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs ... and none of
> these scenarios will help the American economy.
>
> We need to keep that money here in America .. so the only way to keep
> that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on
> prostitution. Currently it seems that these are the only businesses still
> left in the U.S
Don't buy import beer....? WTF is that about. I don't drink PBR's.
$1200 buys.......how many minutes with Spitzer's girl ??
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Posted by D. Stussy on March 16, 2008, 10:21 pm
Please log in for more thread options > > This morning President Bush said each one of us would get a $1200.00 tax
> > rebate. It was previously slated to be $1400.00, but they dropped it
to
> > a $1200.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.
> >
> > Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to
China,
> > if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or
India.
> > If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs ... and none
of
> > these scenarios will help the American economy.
> >
> > We need to keep that money here in America .. so the only way to keep
> > that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on
> > prostitution. Currently it seems that these are the only businesses
still
> > left in the U.S
>
> Don't buy import beer....? WTF is that about. I don't drink PBR's.
>
> $1200 buys.......how many minutes with Spitzer's girl ??
If you lower your standards, the going rate of $1,200 gets you 4-6 hours
with as many girls for 1 hour each, or 1-2 girls for 8+ hours (overnight).
I unfortunately know this from encountering such people when I was dating
(whom I referred to IRS CID). Just check out Craigslist "erotic sevices"
for your area, and you will find advertisements ranging from $100-300/hr
(less for 1/2 hours). These rates are about the same in any U.S. city,
athough there may be some regional variation. Escort agencies usually take
50%.
The sad part of this is that once they start, their life expectancy drops to
8 years.
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Posted by Dick Adams on March 16, 2008, 10:55 pm
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>> This morning President Bush said each one of us would get
>> a $1200.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be
>> $1400.00, but they dropped it to a $1200.00 tax rebate
>> because of various budget problems.
>>
>> Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money
>> will go to China, if we spend it on computers, most of the
>> money will go to Korea or India. If we spend it on gasoline
>> it will all go to the Arabs ... and none of these scenarios
>> will help the American economy.
>>
>> We need to keep that money here in America .. So the
>> only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer,
>> gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that
>> these are the only businesses still left in the U.S
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BREWERY
> Don't buy import beer..? WTF is that about. I don't drink PBR's.
While "Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer" is
as American as it gets, it's just another member of the
infamous American Industrial Light Lager family of corn
flavored water.
Are there no craft breweries in Jawja?
Dick
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Posted by Harlan Lunsford on March 17, 2008, 5:10 pm
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> SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BREWERY
>
>> Don't buy import beer..? WTF is that about. I don't drink PBR's.
>
> While "Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer" is
> as American as it gets, it's just another member of the
> infamous American Industrial Light Lager family of corn
> flavored water.
>
> Are there no craft breweries in Jawja?
Indeed there are, Dick, and all TAX PAID beer is sold, and where I might
take a tax client every now and then when my T&E budget is flush. (got
the commercial in to avoid rejection of the post.)
Here locally we have the Cannon Brew Pub which is doing a brisk
business today with green beer for St Patrick's day.
I've not looked but they probably have a web page for which you may
"google."
ChEAr$,
Harlan Lunsford, EA n LA
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